Dear Peppa Pig,
I have a bone to pick with you. I want to know when you will be returning my nearly two year old!
It started with an episode here and there on the TV. Then they ventured to the laptop through YouTube. Now, Peppa, you have invaded our day to day life.
We cannot escape.
P2 is demanding she watches you at nearly every moment of the day. It’s getting exhausting.
I think she’s addicted. Certainly obsessed.
Please Peppa, please return my daughter some time soon because I miss having her attention and playing games.
However, I do have to say thank you for giving me some peace, quiet and actually keeping my hyperactive toddler still for more than 5minutes!
Oh and we know exactly what to get her for her birthday.
Much love, oh and stop belittling daddy Pig!
An Angry Mummy x